Dear ms. purvis this is my joke, a rooster lays an egg right on the line of top of the barn wich side of the roof will it fall down? roosters don't lay eggs!
Fire trucks are red because they have eight wheels and four people can fit in them eight plus is four is 12 twelve is Queen Elizabeth. Queen Elizabeth is a ship a shi sails in the seas the seas have fish the fish have fins the fin fought the ruusishins in war and the ruusishins are red that's why fire trucks are red
At 9;30 am on Sunday morning a mom was found dead.who killed the mom out of these people.The dad who was taking a shower,the sister who was cleaning the dishes,the brother who was playing with the dog and the maid who was geting the mall.WHO KILLED THE MOM?
ANSWER;the maid because there is no mall on sunday
Hi Aliya! If you ever feel like you need math help, just ask! This week I can't stay after school because I have yard duty but next week I can. Let's see how things go next week and we can decide together if it's necessary. Have a great night. Don't forget spelling is due tomorrow :)
Good one! What do people like to do in Turkey? Or Chile? Or Punkydoodles Corners!?!?! That's a real place in Ontario! I laughed so hard when I drove through for the first time :)
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that is super funny and cooooooool
ReplyDeleteWhat a coincidence! You're super funny and coooooool too!
Deletewhats black shiny lives in a tree and is dangerous (crow with machine gun).
ReplyDeleteThat's terrifying. I'm not sure I'm going to be able to fall asleep tonight.
Deletewhat istramemt can you hear but never see or touch? youre voice
ReplyDeleteThat's one of my favourite instruments. It's also one that everyone in our class seems to be really good at using...especially during math class!
DeleteDear ms. purvis this is my joke, a rooster lays an egg right on the line of top of the barn wich side of the roof will it fall down? roosters don't lay eggs!
ReplyDeleteGood one! You seem to know a lot of these riddles. I'm looking forward to hearing more : )
Deletewhy are fire trucks red?
ReplyDeleteFire trucks are red because they have eight wheels and four people can fit in them eight plus is four is 12 twelve is Queen Elizabeth. Queen Elizabeth is a ship a shi sails in the seas the seas have fish the fish have fins the fin fought the ruusishins in war and the ruusishins are red that's why fire trucks are red
Well that's a mouthful!
DeleteHere is my riddle what does somebody ask over and over again but always gets a different answer?
ReplyDelete(answer)what time is it?
Good one!
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ReplyDeletebrrrrrr! its so cold hope you are whering a jacket.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding! I hope it means that snow is on the way! I should have checked for your weather report before I left my house : )
DeleteYeah It is really cold outside.
DeleteNo kidding 3c out side tonight.
ReplyDeleteHow do you make seven an even number?
ReplyDelete[Answer] Take the letter s out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good one!
DeleteQuestion: Why was six afraid of seven?
Answer: Because seven "ate" nine!
HAHAHAHAH very funny I have heard that joke.
ReplyDeleteAt 9;30 am on Sunday morning a mom was found dead.who killed the mom out of these people.The dad who was taking a shower,the sister who was cleaning the dishes,the brother who was playing with the dog and the maid who was geting the mall.WHO KILLED THE MOM?
ReplyDeleteANSWER;the maid because there is no mall on sunday
I wish I got mail on Sunday! Great riddle Sara!
Deletewhat is black and white and pink all over?
ReplyDeleteANSWER;an embarrassed
why do seagulls fly over the sea?
beause if they flew over the bay they would be baygulls!!!!!!
What are they called when they're in our school yard trying to eat our snacks?!?
Deletesorry an embarrassed zebra sorry
ReplyDeleteGood one!
Deletewhat do yo call a fairy that has not taken a bath????a STINKERFARIY
ReplyDeletewhy did'nt th hotdog got a star in the movies????THE ROLLS WERE'NT GOOD ENOUGH
Like Stinkerbell! Good one!
DeleteI like the way you spelled "rolls" in your second joke. It made the joke more clear! Have a great weekend :)
why are zebras afraid of stores????because they look just like the bar code so the people are going to scan them!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThere are so many zebra jokes! The possibilities are endless!
DeleteMiss purvis me and my mom were wondering if I can help for math help
ReplyDeleteHi Aliya! If you ever feel like you need math help, just ask! This week I can't stay after school because I have yard duty but next week I can. Let's see how things go next week and we can decide together if it's necessary. Have a great night. Don't forget spelling is due tomorrow :)
DeleteBrett.what do people like to do in Rome.answer.they liike to Rome around.
ReplyDeleteGood one! What do people like to do in Turkey? Or Chile? Or Punkydoodles Corners!?!?! That's a real place in Ontario! I laughed so hard when I drove through for the first time :)
DeleteI did my spelling homework during the weekend like Saturday and Sunday so i didnt have much to do
ReplyDeleteWay to go Ayesha!
DeleteDear Ms. Purvis I have a joke for you. when I point up I brighten the classroom when I point down I darken it, what am I.The light switch HAHA.
ReplyDeleteWe don't need light switches in our room because "all of your smiles light up the room"!
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